Oh, my dear, I am most certainly behind the curve—admittedly so! Life decided to take me on a whirlwind of family obligations, leaving me with just enough time to show up at the weekly and not much else. A bit of a social media hermit, I suppose! Oh well, what can you do?
On March 19th, I found myself back at it with my trusty mono-red stompy. A few tiny tweaks, a little more testing, all to prepare for the weekend’s 1k at Level Up. My buddy Andy came down with a concoction he’s been brewing for weeks, swearing it’s just a couple of tweaks away from perfection. We had 31 players at the weekly, people! THIRTY-ONE! I almost had to pinch myself.
I did manage to go 2-1 again, which is my standard for the week. A solid outcome in my book.
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Round 1 was... something, but I’m honestly drawing a blank. I think I lost to OOPS All Spells? I might’ve dropped 1-2, but who’s to say how to approach that with my deck? A bit of a messy affair, to be honest. Still, I got a game in, so there's that.
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Round 2 was a delight! I faced Evan, who was playing some b/u Ninja concoction of sorts.
Game 1, I have to say, he got completely color-hosed. Poor guy couldn't find a black mana source, even though he was digging through his deck like a man possessed. I honestly had no clue what he was on—he scooped before I could figure it out.
Game 2—or maybe Game 3, the details blur—a true rollercoaster of a match. By the end of it, he had FOUR Wastelands in his graveyard, while I had one land left. I won, thanks to a Goblin Shaman and a pile of treasures. It was a real close call; without those treasures, I would've been toast long before that!
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Round 3, I faced Robert and his hybrid Lands deck.
Game 1, I got an early Moon out, followed by a lock piece or two. Beat sticks ensued.
Game 2, I found myself helpless as he made a 20/20 creature, and I just couldn't answer it. Sometimes it just happens.
Game 3, however, was one of my best sequences ever. He had an Elvish Reclaimer on the battlefield, and I knew I had to deal with it. I cast Fury, and he responded with a Doorkeeper Thrull. I cast Dead//Gone, killing the Doorkeeper, and he activated the Reclaimer. With that, his board was wiped, and I had 2 cards in hand. The following turn, I dropped a One Ring and took control. Sweet, sweet victory!
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Now, onto the 1k and season qualifier, where the stakes were higher than ever!
I was fortunate enough to play for free, thanks to $40 in credit I had built up—perfect!
Andy and Rob joined me for some fun, and we had an excellent time.
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Round 1, I faced Bobby on StifleNaught. Bobby had just won a 1k in PA the week before, so he was feeling pretty confident!
I took the match in 3 rounds, but I couldn’t take too much satisfaction since Bobby was clearly not feeling well—poor guy was ready to pack it in and head home!
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Round 2 was a rematch against Ford (I think?), also on StifleNaught. Really? Again?
I lost 1-2 this time. I can’t remember much except that when I got my locks down, things went well... but when I didn’t, the match spiraled out of control. I couldn’t find a Trinisphere in the first two games, which would’ve been such a game-changer. In Game 3, I managed to bounce his Dreadnaught, but he found a way to bring it back thanks to another Stifle effect. If only I’d drawn a Chalice or Trinisphere... Oh well, c’est la vie!
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Round 3, I faced Farmer on Blue Painter.
I won in 3 games, but I have to admit, I think Blood Moon was my secret weapon, even if it wasn’t exactly part of my grand plan. Game 3 came down to me topdecking a Pyrogoyf, and with only two in my deck, I swung for lethal when he didn’t have enough blockers. Phew, that was close!
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Round 4 was against Jack on Red Painter.
What do I remember? He had the luck of the gods, topdecking EVERYTHING he needed and utterly crushing my hopes and dreams. Sigh.
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Round 5 was against... someone, on a u/b/w "good stuff" deck.
I won 2-0, but the most memorable part was when my opponent picked up my One Ring, read it, and went, “Man, that is one heck of a card.” I couldn't help but wonder how long they’ve been playing Magic if they didn’t already know about the One Ring...
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Round 6... and here's the dreaded "Oops" match.
I lost 1-2 again. I still can't figure out how mono-red can beat Oops All Spells without aggressively mulliganing and praying for a good hand. The deck can win, I’ve seen it happen, but I just loathe that matchup. It’s like trying to punch through a wall with a toothpick. Ugh.